Because let's face it, we've all had those days where the struggle is real, and our inner serial killer wants to make a cameo appearance! This tote bag is your snarky accessory for those moments when your patience is thinner than a strand of spaghetti and your tolerance level is lower than a limbo champion's bar.
This tote is your not-so-subtle way of warning the world that you're one sarcastic comment away from unleashing your inner assassin. Made from the toughest materials this side of a prison break (not really, but we like to think it's as resilient as your poker face during a game of truth or dare), it's the perfect vessel for carrying your daily dose of snark and sarcasm.
Whether you're navigating rush hour traffic or dodging nosy coworkers, this tote bag is your silent but deadly companion. Sling it over your shoulder, flash a grin that's as sharp as a machete, and let the world know that you're armed and fabulous. Because in a world full of rainbows and butterflies, sometimes you just need to channel your inner unicorn with a touch of attitude.
★ 15H x 15W x 3D
★ 100% Heavy Cotton Canvas
★ Natural Color
★ Black Handle
SOMETIMES I FEEL A LITTLE STABBY Graphic Tote Bag
Turn inside out and machine wash cold. Hang to dry. Do not iron, use bleach, or dry clean.
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Shipping will take 2-3 business days OR SOONER (M-F) to ship. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped.