"OVERTHINKING IS MY JAM" STICKER
 
Because why just spread peanut butter when you can spread layers of existential contemplation on the toast of life? Slap this deep-thinking gem on your laptop, water bottle, or wherever you ponder life's mysteries (the shower, probably). It's the perfect accessory for those who turn simple decisions into full-blown philosophical debates.
 
Crafted with the intricacy of a spider weaving an overanalytical web, this sticker is your badge of honor in the Order of Overthinkers. Made from the recycled brainwaves of professional ponderers (not really, but it sounds eco-friendly), it's as durable as your mental gymnastics during a 3 AM "what is the meaning of life?" session.
 
Stick it proudly and let the world know that while others may skim the surface, you're out here diving into the abyss of hypotheticals. This sticker is a humorous nod to your overthinking prowess – turning everyday choices into grand sagas worthy of an epic fantasy novel.
 
So, embrace your inner philosopher, stick it on, and proudly declare that overthinking isn't just a hobby; it's a lifestyle. Because in your world, the rabbit hole is a well-worn path, and pondering the intricacies of existence is just another Tuesday. Stick it, ponder on, and revel in the delightful chaos of your overthinking kingdom.
 
★ Approximately 3"
★ Waterproof
★ Removeable
★ Printed on glossy vinyl

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying.