"MY ANXIETY IS CHRONIC BUT THIS ASS IS ICONIC" STICKER
 
Because your mental health might be on a rollercoaster, but your sense of humor is straight-up VIP status! Slap this cheeky masterpiece on your laptop, water bottle, or even your therapist's coffee mug (they probably need a chuckle too). It's the ultimate accessory for those who embrace their anxiety with a side of sass.
 
Crafted with the charm of a stand-up comedian navigating the perils of modern existence, this sticker is your golden ticket to owning your quirks. Made from the resilience of a rubber chicken (not really, but we like to think it's got a similar bounce-back effect), it's as durable as your ability to strut through life with your iconic self intact.
 
Stick it proudly and let the world know that anxiety may be a regular visitor, but so is your unapologetic fabulousness. This sticker is a playful reminder that you're not defined by your worries; you're defined by your ability to flaunt your fabulous rear view in the face of adversity.
 
So, slap it on, shake off those anxious vibes, and celebrate the icon that is you – anxiety and all. Because, darling, your anxiety may be chronic, but your ass is undoubtedly iconic, and that's a combo worth sticking to.
 
★ Approximately 3"
★ Waterproof
★ Removeable
★ Printed on glossy vinyl

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying.