"MADE WITH 100% NATURAL ANXIETY" STICKER
 
Because why hide your quirks when you can proudly display them like a badge of honor? Slap this raw and real gem on your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere you want to share the love (or panic). It's the perfect accessory for those who've turned their anxiety into an art form, like a chaotic Picasso painting of worry.
 
Crafted with the authenticity of a stress-induced haiku, this sticker is a testament to the rollercoaster that is your mental state. Made from the finest blend of coffee jitters and existential dread (not really, but it sounds edgy), it's as resilient as your ability to find humor in the midst of a mental storm.
 
Stick it proudly and let the world know that your anxiety is not just a side effect – it's a main ingredient in the recipe of you. This sticker is a humorous reminder that life is a rollercoaster, and you've got a front-row seat to the turbulence.
 
So, embrace your inner worrywart, stick it, and wear your anxiety like a quirky accessory. Because when life hands you lemons, make lemonade, and then overthink if it's sugar-free. With this sticker, you're not just made with 100% natural anxiety – you're proudly proclaiming it to the world, one chuckle at a time.
 
★ Approximately 3" wide
★ Waterproof
★ Removeable
★ Printed on glossy vinyl

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying.