Because sometimes life throws you more curveballs than a clumsy pitcher on roller skates, and all you've got in your arsenal is a sarcastic quip and a need for more happy chemicals!
 
Crafted with the sass of a stand-up comedian and the practicality of a Swiss army knife, this tote bag is your trusty sidekick for navigating the ups and downs of daily life. Made from the sturdiest materials this side of serotonin street (not really, but we like to think it's as resilient as your sense of humor), it's the perfect accessory for hauling around your essentials while simultaneously flipping off the universe.
 
Whether you're facing Monday morning meetings, unexpected traffic jams, or just the general chaos of existence, this tote bag has got your back – or rather, your shoulder. With its bold proclamation, it's a hilarious reminder to the world (and yourself) that sometimes you're running low on neurotransmitters, but you're still showing up and kicking ass, one serotonin molecule at a time.
 
So, sling this bag over your shoulder, throw in your essentials (caffeine and snacks, obviously), and march into battle with a smirk on your face and a quip on your lips. Because when life tries to throw you a curveball, just remember – you may be low on serotonin, but you've got an abundance of snark, and that's worth its weight in gold – or at least in serotonin supplements.
 
★ 15H x 15W x 3D
★ 100% Heavy Cotton Canvas
★ Natural Color
★ Black Handle