"I CYCLE WITH THE MOON AND BLEED FOR A WEEK WITHOUT DYING. I AM FUCKING MAGICAL" STICKER
Because if you can synchronize with the moon and survive a week-long internal monsoon, you're basically a wizard! Slap this enchanting gem on your bike, water bottle, or unicorn-drawn chariot, and let the world know that you're a mystical force to be reckoned with.
Crafted with the power of a menstrual maestro, this sticker is your declaration to the universe that you're not just a mere mortal; you're a freaking magical being who cycles with the moon and emerges unscathed from the crimson wave. Made from the laughter of woodland creatures (not really, but we like to think they'd giggle if they could), it's as durable as your resilience during PMS-fueled chocolate shortages.
Stick it proudly and let the world marvel at your supernatural abilities. This sticker is a tongue-in-cheek testament to the magical prowess that resides within you – a hilarious reminder that you're not just menstruating; you're casting a spell of awesomeness upon the world.
So, embrace your inner sorceress, stick it, and ride into the moonlit night knowing that you're not just bleeding for a week – you're orchestrating a symphony of pure, unadulterated magic. Because in your world, periods are not a curse; they're a spellbinding spectacle that deserves a cheeky sticker to accompany the show.
★ Approximately 3" wide
★ Waterproof★ Removeable
★ Printed on glossy vinyl
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying.
I CYCLE WITH THE MOON UNICORN Sticker
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