"FOLD THEIR OPINIONS INTO PAPER PLANES AND TURN THEM INTO FLYING FUCKS" STICKER
 
Because who has time for negativity when you can transform it into a fleet of airborne indifference? Slap this bold gem on your laptop, notebook, or even on your granny's knitting circle gossip hotline (just kidding, or am I?). It's the ultimate accessory for those days when opinions are like unwanted spam emails – annoying, but easily redirected.
 
Crafted with the precision of a ninja dodging shade, this sticker is your secret weapon against unsolicited advice and unnecessary drama. Made from the finest ingredients of eye-rolls and sarcasm (not really, but it sounds fancy), it's more resilient than your Aunt Mildred's stubborn opinions on pineapple pizza.
 
Stick it proudly and let the world know you've upgraded your coping mechanisms from stress balls to airborne fucks. This sticker is the ultimate in emotional origami, turning opinions into high-flying works of indifference. Transform your day with a touch of humor, and remember – the sky's the limit when it comes to not giving a flying fuck.
 
So, fold those opinions like a seasoned paper plane pilot, launch them into the wind, and watch as the haters and naysayers fade into the distance. Stick it, soar above the drama, and revel in the glorious freedom of turning their opinions into the most majestic flying fucks the world has ever seen.
 
★ Approximately 3"
★ Waterproof
★ Removeable
★ Printed on glossy vinyl

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying.