"DON'T BE A TWATWAFFLE" STICKER
 
Because sometimes life needs a gentle reminder that being a twatwaffle is not a good look on anyone! Slap this hilariously blunt gem on your laptop, water bottle, or the office door of that one colleague who could use a reality check. It's the no-nonsense accessory for those days when people forget to leave their twatwaffle tendencies at the door.
 
This sticker is your diplomatic way of saying, "Please refrain from twatwaffling in my vicinity." Made from the collective eye-rolls of people dealing with twatwaffles (not really, but we imagine it's a substantial resource), it's as durable as your commitment to maintaining a twatwaffle-free zone.
 
Stick it proudly and let the world know that you're the curator of a twatwaffle-free environment. This sticker is the equivalent of a virtual eyebrow raise – a friendly suggestion to check one's twatwaffle tendencies at the door before entering your orbit.
 
So, stick it on, spread the anti-twatwaffle vibes, and watch as the world becomes a slightly more tolerable place. Because in a world full of twatwaffles, be the beacon of sanity with a sticker that says what everyone's thinking – don't be a twatwaffle.
 
★ Approximately 3" wide
★ Waterproof
★ Removeable
★ Printed on glossy vinyl

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying.