Because sometimes, you just need to tell it like it is with a side of attitude! This tote is your portable billboard for spreading good vibes and a gentle reminder to leave the hippotwatamus behavior at the door.
Made from the finest materials this side of the jungle (not really, but it's as sturdy as your resolve to keep the peace), it's the perfect accessory for hauling around your essentials with a dash of snark.
Whether you're hitting the farmers' market or just need a handy reminder for your daily encounters, this tote has you covered. It's the perfect conversation starter, a beacon of humor in a world sometimes lacking in it.
So, don't be a hippotwatamus – sling this tote over your shoulder and let the world know that life's too short for negativity and bad vibes. Hippotwatamus, be gone!
★ 15H x 15W x 3D
★ 100% Heavy Cotton Canvas
★ Natural Color
★ Black Handle
DON'T BE A HIPPOTWATAMUS Graphic Tote Bag
Turn inside out and machine wash cold. Hang to dry. Do not iron, use bleach, or dry clean.
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