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DON'T BE A HIPPOTWATAMUS 16oz Glass Mason Jar Mug

Because life's too short for unnecessary drama and hippo-sized attitudes! Sip in style while sending a message with this cheeky, not-so-subtle reminder to keep calm and stay away from the hippo-tude.

 

Crafted with the sturdiness of a rhino and the elegance of a flamingo (okay, maybe not, but it's still pretty darn sturdy), this mason jar mug is your trusty sidekick for sipping away the stress. Made from the tears of laughter (not really, but wouldn't that be cool?), it's as resilient as your resolve to not let negativity ruin your vibe.

 

Fill it up with your favorite beverage – whether it's a calming chamomile tea or a margarita with a side of sass – and let the world know that you're not here for the hippo-twat shenanigans. This mug is your shield against the daily onslaught of drama, reminding you to laugh it off and keep your inner peace intact.

 

So, sip, savor, and remember – don't be a hippotwatamus. Stick it on your desk, bring it to meetings, or gift it to that friend who could use a gentle reminder to chillax. Because in a world full of chaos, this mug is your oasis of calm and your hilarious defense against the hippo-tude.

 

Each 16oz glass mason jar mug includes a matching black metal top and reusable striped straw (BPA free). The design is a UV DTF transfer (not vinyl) and is similar to a high-quality decal. To maintain the vibrant color quality, we recommend hand washing your mug. Not dishwasher or microwave-safe.

DON'T BE A HIPPOTWATAMUS 16oz Glass Mason Jar Mug

$14.00Price
  • We recommend hand washing your mug. Not dishwasher or microwave-safe.

  • We do accept returns and exchanges. Please review our shop policies for full details. If you have any problems with your order, please let us know. We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase!
     

    Shipping will take 2-3 business days OR SOONER (M-F) to ship as each shirt is made to order. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped.

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