Because sometimes a gentle reminder is all it takes to keep the prehistoric jerks at bay! Carry your essentials with attitde while spreading the message of kindness and sanity, one snarky tote at a time.
Crafted with the durability of a T-Rex's hide (okay, maybe not that tough, but close!), this bag is perfect for hauling your books, groceries, or the emotional baggage of dealing with difficult people. Made from the finest materials this side of the Stone Age (okay, modern materials, but let's pretend), it's as sturdy as your resolve to stand up against douchebaggery.
Sling it over your shoulder and let the world know that being a person of decency is way cooler than being a dickasaurus. Whether you're at the grocery store, the gym, or a family reunion with that one uncle who insists on debating conspiracy theories, this tote is your silent guardian against rude behavior.
Carry your load with a smile and a witty retort, and remember – don't be a dickasaurus, because kindness is the real Jurassic Park we should all be living in. Grab your tote, spread some laughs, and let the world know that being decent is dino-mite!
★ 15H x 15W x 3D
★ 100% Heavy Cotton Canvas
★ Natural Color
★ Black Handle
DON'T BE A DICKASAURUS Graphic Tote Bag
Turn inside out and machine wash cold. Hang to dry. Do not iron, use bleach, or dry clean.
We do accept returns and exchanges. Please review our shop policies for full details. If you have any problems with your order, please let us know. We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase!
Shipping will take 2-3 business days OR SOONER (M-F) to ship. You will receive a tracking number once your order has shipped.