"DON'T BE A CUNTCAKE" STICKER
 
Because sometimes life needs a sprinkle of sass to sweeten up those sour moments! Slap this audacious masterpiece on your laptop, water bottle, or your least favorite traffic sign (if you're feeling rebellious). It's the ultimate accessory for those days when you've had your fill of rudeness and are ready to sprinkle a little humor on the chaos.
 
Crafted with the precision of a master baker creating the perfect sarcasm soufflé, this sticker is your delectable reminder that kindness is the icing on the cake of life. Made from the finest ingredients of eye-rolls and candied comebacks (not really, but it sounds deliciously sassy), it's as durable as your ability to shut down negativity with a witty retort.
 
Stick it proudly and let the world know that you're not here for the cunty confections. This sticker is your humorous plea for a sweeter, more civil existence, one where people exchange cupcakes instead of insults.
 
So, stick it, spread a little sweetness because life is too short for bitter people, and your humor is the secret ingredient that turns every encounter into a delightful dessert of decency.
 
★ Approximately 3" wide
★ Waterproof
★ Removeable
★ Printed on glossy vinyl

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying.