"CHRONIC ANXIETY SOCIETY" STICKER
 
Because why join a book club when you can join a club where the only requirement is worrying about the existential crisis of whether you left the oven on? Slap this badge of honor on your laptop, water bottle, or your favorite stress ball – it's the official emblem for those who turn nervous energy into an art form.
 
Crafted with the precision of a neurotic squirrel burying acorns for the apocalypse, this sticker is your membership card to a society where overthinking is the only initiation ritual. Made from the remnants of abandoned to-do lists (not really, but we like to think it gives it that extra touch), it's as resilient as your ability to imagine worst-case scenarios.
 
Stick it proudly and let the world know you're not just anxious, you're a card-carrying member of the Chronic Anxiety Society – where the only rule is there are no rules, and worrying about the lack of rules is perfectly acceptable. This sticker is a hilarious reminder that you're not alone in your anxiety-induced musings; there's a whole society of worriers out there.
 
So, embrace the chaos, stick on your emblem, and revel in the absurdity of a club where the only agenda is trying not to worry about everything. Welcome to the Chronic Anxiety Society – where the meetings are imaginary, but the stress is oh-so-real. Stick it, breathe (hyperventilate if you must), and remember, you're not alone in your overthinking adventures.
 
★ Approximately 3"
★ Waterproof
★ Removeable
★ Printed on glossy vinyl

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying.