"ANTISOCIAL" STICKER
 
Because social butterflies are overrated, and you're the moth that found solace in the lampshade of solitude! Slap this nocturnal gem on your laptop, water bottle, or any surface that needs a splash of introverted charm. It's the perfect accessory for those who consider small talk a workout and prefer Netflix marathons over crowded social scenes.
 
Crafted with the finesse of a recluse mastering the art of the perfect eye roll, this sticker is your silent proclamation to the world that you're not anti-people, just pro-peace and quiet. Made from the recycled silences of awkward conversations (not really, but it sounds poetic), it's as durable as your commitment to the art of comfortable silence.
 
Stick it proudly and let the extroverts know that your social battery is on a permanent low charge. This sticker is your cheeky way of saying, "Sorry, I can't come to your party – my couch and I have a date tonight." Embrace your inner hermit, stick it on, and revel in the glorious antisocial vibes you bring to the world.
 
So, let this sticker be your banner for the introverted revolution: "ANTISOCIAL and proud of it." Stick it, enjoy the sweet sound of silence, and remember – it's not that you dislike people; you just love your solitude a little more.
 
★ Approximately 3" wide
★ Waterproof
★ Removeable
★ Printed on glossy vinyl

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying.